Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !