Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.