Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

Chairman Lmao

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.