Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Because proper tea is theft.