What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus