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They found traces of Mercury in him.
Dead in a tunnel.
She gets throne.
I Juan to break free"
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat
Because she was too ahoof.
a noble gas!
Sir Veza
We will We will Rock you!
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A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
They're both run by Unix.
I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
Long live the Queen.
Her Highness will tell you
Because noble gases are nonreactive.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
A wet one.
Because she was queen of denial.
Either way, they're going down in history.
Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.
Darth Vader.
She probably gets royalties
Sorry mate.
carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn
Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)
I don't know. They've never tried.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
Fish and Ships
I ship them
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
A man with unfinnished buisness.
A CART-ilage
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
Because all proper tea is theft.
An Official.
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."
When there's a sail on it.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The Loch Ness Elephant !
They lived hoppily ever after!