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They found traces of Mercury in him.
Dead in a tunnel.
She gets throne.
I Juan to break free"
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat
Because she was too ahoof.
a noble gas!
Sir Veza
We will We will Rock you!
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A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
They're both run by Unix.
I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
Long live the Queen.
Her Highness will tell you
Because noble gases are nonreactive.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
A wet one.
Because she was queen of denial.
Either way, they're going down in history.
Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.
Darth Vader.
She probably gets royalties
Sorry mate.
carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn
Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)
Get on the ship
At a Pair of Docks
A dead baby.
A footilada!
They have in-door fins
This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin
Bidet, mate.
Rise up lights
Because they're already Finnish before the race even began
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
An angry wopper.
England gets off scott-free.
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
cause it just means you spit more fire
Zikachu