What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do black folk carry around "boomboxes"?

it's just their stereo-type!

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.