What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.