Long live the Queen.
Nailed it
Because he was a VI KING.
He Freudian slipped.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Because they live in misery
He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*
Dead in a tunnel.
Because she was too ahoof.
Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat