What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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They are just OFF-full

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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Because he enjoys living in denial.

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An Igloominati

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!