What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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Who lives in the white house?

the black man

What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.