Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.