Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.