What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.