What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Exclude Jokes More Exclude Jokes

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.