What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.