What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

Where I from?

Please tell me.

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.