Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react