Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.