Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.