Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas

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Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!