Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

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What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.