Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.
Because they have two shifts!
Humor is a shift of wit...