Shift Jokes

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.