Bare Arm Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

Tank Top Jokes More Tank Top Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh