Bare Arm Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Tank Top Jokes More Tank Top Jokes

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.