What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt