What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.