What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels