Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh