Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh