Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Canadian Dj Jokes More Canadian Dj Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh