Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Why are Canadians atheist?

Because they are Eh-theists.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh