Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Canadian Dj Jokes More Canadian Dj Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh