Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.