Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.