14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
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One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Guy who collects legs.
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
Put 14 carrots in it.
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
We only last 48 seconds.
she hits women
Because they'll never be perfect.
A tan gent.
The one percent
Legen-dairy*
Girl you sure are sweet.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
A "two-weeker"
A two-weeker
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.