14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
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One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Guy who collects legs.
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
Put 14 carrots in it.
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
Aftermath
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
When the big hand touches the little hand
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
A: Violists.
Lots of training
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Alien vs. Predator
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
Q
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
He answered, "Because you're coming home early."
