14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
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One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Guy who collects legs.
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
Put 14 carrots in it.
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
A: Leave it in the cow.
We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.
Slow down. Use lube.
They're both run by Unix.
Because they run over sleepers.
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The Captain's Log.
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!
He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls
It was udder destruction.
Because he was out standing in his field.
The barking lot.
She was a little husky.
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