How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.