Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .
To shake things up on network tv.
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
Guy who collects legs.
Put 14 carrots in it.