How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.