Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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All he wants is Just Ice

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Daddy.

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His daddy was really a mummy.

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Cairo-practor.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!