Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.