Because their daddies were mummies.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
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A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
He couldn't see the point.
Because his daddy was a mummy
