Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

32

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

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What's up?

Not Egyptian Air

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.