How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

India Jokes More India Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.