How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.