What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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What do they call cunnilingis in India?

A punjob.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard