How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!