How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side