How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side