What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Because, they're so darn stupid!

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.