What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.