What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.