How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off