How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.