How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...