Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.