Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.