Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.