Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant