How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.