How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.