How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.