How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.