How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

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Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.