Awkward.
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Cloning.
For throwing out all the w's.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
W
She threw out all the W's.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
he threw out the W's
They're not infallible
She threw away all of the W's.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Remove the w
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
U and I.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Take away her "W."
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
When the judge threw the book at him.
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
Holy smoke!"
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
A cud missle!
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
A hundred dollar bill.
Knock on the door
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
An army.
They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.
A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.
