Awkward.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Cloning.
For throwing out all the w's.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
W
She threw out all the W's.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
he threw out the W's
They're not infallible
She threw away all of the W's.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Remove the w
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
U and I.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Take away her "W."
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
He force quit.
The Wii! (Oui)
Xenublade
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
She named him Oedipus.
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
A Preppysition
Did your manners die too Use your words!
Because they liked each other.
Autistic.
