W Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Wii Jokes More Wii Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade