W Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

What do you call an army of toddlers?

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Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.