Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

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Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What console does god use?

Praystation

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ?

None. There are no there.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?

Getting that good D

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich