Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

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What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

151 Jokes More 151 Jokes

What is the derivative of 151?

Poke(dx)

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D