Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What sound did they make?

Bum-bum tssh!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Wii Fit Jokes More Wii Fit Jokes

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

Video Game System Jokes More Video Game System Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!