Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What console does god use?

Praystation

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating