What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.