What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D