Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.