Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.