Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).