Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.