Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).