Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).