Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major