Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use?

Trigger bot.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

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What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?

Jergen's lotion.

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.