Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!