Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!