Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat