Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level