Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level