Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level