Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level