How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

How do Sesame Street characters reproduce?

Big bird's eggs and ABCmen.