How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.