Reproduce Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

How do Sesame Street characters reproduce?

Big bird's eggs and ABCmen.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.