Two days seems like a long time.
Doris' day.
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A bananosecond
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
