When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.