Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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They're on Thor.

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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It's ok, he woke up.

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By Norse code!

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!