What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.