What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.