Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work