Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it