He couldn't see himself doing the work
He joins AARP
It twerked.
Because they offer a good celery.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Be born in China.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
To make sure he still wasn't there.