Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.