Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'