Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'