Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal