Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

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Because she was out standing in her field.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal