Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

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What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'