Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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He isn't very App-y

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Gristle While You Work!

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Because it was soda pressing.

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Barq's Root Beer.

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Bike carbonate of soda !

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal