Prayer Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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