What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)