What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....