What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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The girl in church has hope in her soul

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.