Kneel Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.