Kneel Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What the band's name?

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

President Jokes More President Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

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