Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What's the definition of "de javu"?

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".