Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

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What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.