What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"