What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.