What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.