What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."