Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

Founder Jokes More Founder Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."