What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.