What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.