What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram