What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !