What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!