What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.