What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

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Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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What do you call the memory of a camping trip?

Past Tents

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

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What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.