What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.