What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!